Four Calling Birds-Funny Christmas Card

Four calling birds? Return to sender! This cheeky Christmas card gives a classic holiday song a hilariously sweary twist. Perfect for a friend who enjoys Christmas humor with absolutely no filter. Contains strong language inside.

Front: “ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME FOUR CALLING BIRDS…”

Inside: “AND I SENT THAT SHIT RIGHT BACK, WHAT THE FUCK IS A CALLING BIRD ANYWAY? MERRY CHRISTMAS”

These cards and envelopes are printed on excellent paper. Each greeting card includes an envelope, a complimentary Forever stamp, and free U.S. shipping. We mail your cards directly from our MadeYaLaugh office, not from our print-on-demand partner. With the included stamp, you can mail your card to someone special as soon as it arrives, saving time, gas, and postage costs without a trip to the post office.